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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

All the best people are crazy.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।