Funny Quotes / Friends

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is the key to everything

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.