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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.