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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friendship is the key to everything

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.