Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is the key to everything

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.