Funny Quotes / Friends

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.