Funny Quotes / Friends

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

All the best people are crazy.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.