Funny Quotes / Friends

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends are our chosen family.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.