Funny Quotes / Friends

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

All the best people are crazy.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.