Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

All the best people are crazy.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

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