Funny Quotes / Friends

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

All the best people are crazy.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.