Funny Quotes / Friends

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.