Funny Quotes / Friends

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

All the best people are crazy.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.