Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

All the best people are crazy.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.