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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

All the best people are crazy.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends are our chosen family.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Happiness is having crazy friends.