उन्होंने आज हम पर तिरछी नज़र डाली तो हम मदहोश हो गए बाद में पता चला नज़र ही तिरछी है तो हम बेहोश हो गए।
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.
Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
Friendship is the key to everything
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.