Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

All the best people are crazy.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.