Funny Quotes / Friends

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.