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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

All the best people are crazy.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.