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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

Friends are our chosen family.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.