Funny Quotes / Friends

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.