Funny Quotes / Friends

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

All the best people are crazy.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.