Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.