Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.