Funny Quotes / Friends

All the best people are crazy.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.