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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.