Funny Quotes / Friends

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.