Funny Quotes / Friends

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friendship is the key to everything

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.