Funny Quotes / Friends

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.