Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship is the key to everything

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Our craziness made us best friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.