Funny Quotes / Friends

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.