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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends are our chosen family.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.