Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

All the best people are crazy.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.