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आपकी दोस्ती हमारे सुरों का साज है, आप जैसे दोस्त पर हमें नाज़ है, चाहे कुछ भी हो जाये जिंदगी में, दोस्ती कल भी वैसी ही रहेगी, जैसी आज है.

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends are our chosen family.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.