Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.