Funny Quotes / Friends

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.