Funny Quotes / Friends

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Happiness is having crazy friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.