Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friendship is the key to everything