Funny Quotes / Friends

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is the key to everything

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।