Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friends are our chosen family.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.