Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।