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आज कर लिया खुदसे ये वादा नहीं चाहेंगे किसीको उस्सकी औक़ात सी ज़्यादा.

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friends are our chosen family.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.