Funny Quotes / Friends

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.