Funny Quotes / Friends

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.