Funny Quotes / Friends

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friendship is the key to everything

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad