Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is being equally annoying.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is the key to everything

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.