Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Our craziness made us best friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.