Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.