Funny Quotes / Friends

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.