Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.